Please read the amazing story of how i got this ps3

eBay: Sony PlayStation 3 PS3 60GB IN HAND FREE OVERNIGHT (item 120054509305 end time Nov-18-06 14:13:26 PST)

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Nov-17-06 at 23:22:28 PST, seller added the following information:
Please read the amazing story of how i got this ps3
i went out wednesday afternoon to the local walmart to start camping
out. when i got there, there were already 12 people ther so i got in
line being number 13. i talked around and found out the first 6 people
there had been there since monday, total hardcore nerds all planning to
keep them. bragging about how only they should get the system since
theyve been there the longest. how they are so dedicated and how if you
dont want to do the time, you shouldnt get a system. generally being
complete assholes. good for them. we had a hours to pass so we became
friends and played some cards and whatnot. the 6 guys in front kept to
themselves and didnt associate with the rest of us. we were cool with
each other leaving the line to get food, bathroom, smoke, etc since we
all knew each other and as long as they were back in 30 minutes. i was
about to leave to go buy some KFC for a good number of us and when i
stepped out of line, one of the nerds shouted that if i left, i would
lose my spot. the other guys told him that they were vouching for me
and that i was just getting food but those 6 assholes didnt care. they
said i leave, i lose my spot and that was the rules and they would call
the manager (they had his number) to come out and enforce it. i said
whatever and stayed in line.
a few hours later, the manager came out and told everyone that there
were only going to be SEVEN available. they have them in their store
and theyre not getting anymore. he told the people after # 7 they
should leave if they wanted to not waste their time. me being number 13
should have left but i didnt, i wanted to stick around for a little bit
more. everyone else left except me and the 7 other people that were
getting it for sure. so the day goes on and i try to make friends with
the nerds. i play mario kart on the ds with them and talk to them about
the games they were getting. about an hour or 2 later, i tell im gonnna
head home since im 8 in line and theres only 7 ps3s. one of them made
some stupid joke about if i leave the line then i aint getting back
in!! har har. so as im about to leave, i tell them im going to the vons
next door and if any of them wanted any food or coffee and id bring it
back to them. one of them said yea and all the rest like sheep followed
and said yes too. they were gonna give me money but i told them it was
on me since theyve been out here since monday. the 7th guy in line
wanted some food and coffee and i told him id buy some for him also.
so i go to vons and buy 8 coffees, some food, and some x-lax laxatives.
i bring it to my car and put some laxatives in 6 of the coffees and
seperate them from mine and #7s. i pull back to walmart and bring all
the drinks and food upfront. i give #7 his stuff and then the coffees
with laxatives to the 6 nerds annd wish them good luck and go back to
my car. i park it around the corner so i can still see them.
about 30 minutes later, #2 and 3 in line get up and it seemed like they
were yelling to the other nerds. they both ran into walmart. seconds
later (i guess all nerds have the same biology) #5 gets up and runs
across the parking lot and into the trees and bushes somewhere. #1 is
scrounging for this portapotty type thing he'd brought with him but he
is squirting everywhere and all over his pants and their sleeping bags.
he runs into walmart. at this time, i start my car and drive back to
the walmart to claim my spot in line. when i get there #4 and 6 are
gone but i dont know where. #7 is laughing his ass off so hard and i
just smile at him. i call up 5 of the other people that i had made
friends with that were in line with me ( i had their phone numbers
cause i was gonne buy to food for everyone) and told them to get back
to the walmart ASAP and get in line. Meanwhile, me and #7 threw all
their shit into the parking lot and i claimed my spot as #1, him as #2.
4 and the people i had called arrived and got in line just as 1 of the
nerds came running back and got
#7. he started yelling saying they need their spots back. we all told
them to fuck off, out of spot, out of line. it was all of us against
him so he didnt say shit. the nerds came back and tried to start some
shit but we just laughed, we told them it was their rule and to go fuck
themselves and clean the shit off their pants. the called security and
security came. security man was like WTF is that fuckin smell and
looked at the nerds with shit all of them and kicked them off the
grounds screaming LMAO. so that is how i got my ps3.

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