Sunday, October 28, 2007

Awesome Lego creations - srsly cool

Monday, October 22, 2007

Bill Weinman · Ten Reasons Gay Marriage Is Un-American

Bill Weinman · Ten Reasons Gay Marriage Is Un-American

Ten Reasons Gay Marriage is Un-American

I saw this posted on a BBS -- there was no attribution.

  1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
  2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
  3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
  4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
  5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
  6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
  7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
  8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
  9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
  10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

YouTube's 7 Scariest Teachers | Cracked.com

Halloween 2007

Sunday, October 21, 2007

PleoWorld

13 things that do not make sense - space - 19 March 2005 - New Scientist Space

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Sharon and The Girls - Funny Videos | Cracked.com

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

AnnCoulter.com - Printer Friendly Article: An Open Letter to Readers

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

The 6 Most Terrifying Foods in the World | Cracked.com

Atlanta Cuisine Restaurant Talk - Quan 306 (Vietnamese) -pics not for the squeamish!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Design: Philips Electronic Tattoo Concept or Peter Petrelli Tantric Sex Video? - Gizmodo

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Star Wars: What Really Happened to the Rocket-Powered X-Wing - Gizmodo

Clips: Family Guy Explains The Death Star Flaw - Gizmodo

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Friday, October 12, 2007

YouTube - Cop Shoots Self in Foot

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Pac Man: The Movie - Viral Videos - SPIKE Powered by IFILM

Friday, October 05, 2007

Gonna Vomit: Puke-o-Matic Amusement Park Ride Isn't For the Weak Stomached - Gizmodo

Disco Elevator - CollegeHumor video