Friday, December 29, 2006

Giant infidels-

Most Surreal Moment — Watching Marines arrive at my detention facility and unload a truck load of flex-cuffed midgets. 26 to be exact. We had put the word out earlier in the day to the Marines in Fallujah that we were looking for Bad Guy X, who was described as a midget. Little did I know that Fallujah was home to a small community of midgets, who banded together for support since they were considered as social outcasts. The Marines were anxious to get back to the midget colony to bring in the rest of the midget suspects, but I called off the search, figuring Bad Guy X was long gone on his short legs after seeing his companions rounded up by the giant infidels.

And more...

(edit: first and last time I'll ever link to that outlet - time [insert classic jimmy insult here])

he's dead.

RAWK!

AACS cracked-

Ipod for the ladies

Thursday, December 28, 2006

The Gender Genie

The Gender Genie is a web page that analyzes a piece of text and scores it according to the number of "feminine" and "masculine" words that are within it.

So I ran my two most recent substantive blog posts through it.

Our Dangerous Western Sensibilities Result: Male. (Female Score: 903, Male Score: 1707) Fair enough.

Next up:

Why Leaving Iraq will be Good Result: Female. (Female Score: 593, Male Score: 534) What I find odd about this is that the Gender Genie did not assign a value to the words "rad" and "Hitlerhhoids". Apparently, those terms are gender neutral.

A woman who were ever to say to me, "I have a scorching-rad case of Hitlerhhoids!" might convince me to bat for the other team, and that should explain the dubious veracity of the Gender Genie.

Annanism

A must-read article from Victor Davis Hanson regarding Kofi Annan's farewell speech from the United Nations. The article is not actually about Kofi Annan . Rather, it is about how his speech and his existence are symptomatic of the state of the culture of Western culture's elite.


What Is Annanism?

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Hiroshima Atomic Bomb CGI Re-enactment

Another good reason to love Nigeria

Pipeline explosion kills at least 200 - CNN.com:
Stealing fuel from the country's pipelines is a common and many times deadly occurrence in Nigeria.
Innovative beer opener

ok.. i'm puttin' Beau to work on this one!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

The Speech Accent Archive

This awesome website catalogs the recordings of dozens of English speakers from around the world, each one reading the exact same passage. The speakers are both native speakers and non-native speakers of English. And the site also provdes a very literal IPA transcriptions of what many of them said. Fascinating stuff:

The Speech Accent Archive

Here are a few of my favorites:

Scotland -- listen to how he says the "thr" in "three". It's an unusual and very Scottish phoneme.

Sicily Notice how the speaker adds vowels after words like "and" (it becomes "anduh"). 90% of words in Sicilian end in vowels.

Arkansas, USA Dipthongs o'plenty!

Our Dangerous Western Sensibilities

The reason why us "Westerners" (people in the USA and in Western Europe) have failed to see Islam for what it is has little to do with the taqiyya and kitman disseminated by those pursuing the "soft" version of the "lesser" jihad and much more to do with axioms that we Westerners believe so deeply that they transcend from conservative to liberal, Republican to Democrat, patriot to self-hating American. We all feel them, and it somehow feels wrong and twisted to deny them. They are:

1. All religions basically teach the same things

Just try a Google search.

Or maybe see the "Islam" episode of Morgan Spurlock's propagandistic television program "30 Days" in which he delcared that Christianity, Islam, and Judaism all came from Abraham. He even showed a helpful graphic showing Moses, Jesus, and Mohammmad sitting on branches of the same tree. The message? All three religions are basically the same.

Or just listen to your favorite politicans. "The face of terror is not the true faith of Islam. That's not what Islam is all about. Islam is peace." That's George Bush #43 being very politically correct.

2. All people in the world are basically the same

"White" Americans have had to change some old ways of thinking which were created by poisonous and false notions that "black" Americans were somewhat less-than-human: physiologically different. Was it not Abraham Lincoln who told Frederick Douglas, "I agree with Judge Douglas he is not my equal in many respects-certainly not in color, perhaps not in moral or intellectual endowment."? And this is why we see books such as these. The training begins early, and it is good and right. All people are the same, physiologically. All racist thought is necessarily grounded in the false belief that there exists more than one human race.

Why are these sensibilities dangerous?

These notions feel good and feel right. They are inherently individualistic, which makes them American. They go hand-in-hand with the notion of individual freedom of conscience. Everyone has their own opinion, everyone has their own lifestyle, everyone has their own likes and dislikes, and everyone is free to follow their heart's desires provided that they do not harm anyone else. Huzzah! For us to believe that "all religions teach the same thing" and that "all people are the same" allows us to believe in individual freedom of conscience.

We have to abaondon these sensibilities because the mujahedin exploit them to our own destruction.

First, it is false that all religions teach the same thing, and I am talking specifically about comparing Islam to Judaism/Christianity. The notion that Islam will conquer the world by force and subject all non-Muslims to dhimmitude or warfare is a notion that is thriving in all major Islamic schools of thought. Do not be fooled by groups like CAIR, as they are merely doing a "soft" jihad that relies on taqiyya, lawsuits, and guilt bombs instead of taqiyya, bullets, and suicide bombs. For us to admit that Islam teaches these things as a matter of dogma is for us to admit that Islam itself is evil until it reforms and explicitly rejects every single one of the numerous exortations to violence and oppression that are contained in the Koran, hadith, sunna, and any other aspect of Islam both written and practiced. But, until then, we have to admit to ourselves that not every religion teaches the same thing, and that Islam teaches evil.

Second, while it is true that all human beings are physiologically the same, and that all human beings share the same human nature, it is also true that all human beings belong to a culture (or a mix of culutres) and that cultures is part of who that human being is. Thus it is false that all people are the same. Some of them will express ideas and perform actions that disgust us "Westerners". Many Asians eat balut. Many French value leisure much more highly than they do hard work. Many Japanese consider it a firing offense for an employee to question his/her boss. And many Muslims value violence, slavery, woman-bashing, gay-bashing, Arab supremacy, and fatalism ("inshallah", meaning "if Allah wills it", is a common Muslim refrain). Our efforts toward "multiculturalism" are the greatest expressions of the notion of "everyone is the same", since it patently forbids us from critizing any culture (except our own). The taboo against criticizing other cultures is what fundamentalist Muslims, under the banner of Islam, will exploit toward our own destruction.

To illustrate this point, Oslo, the capital of Norway, is presently experiencing a rape wave. What the legacy media is reluctant to tell you is that the increase in rapes is happening directly as a result of a huge influx of Muslim immigrants. In other words, Muslim men are raping Norwegian women in huge numbers, and the multiculturalist response to this is to ignore it, since the taboo against criticizing other cultures is stronger than the necessity of protecting the rights of women not to be raped. Unni Wikan, a professor of "social anthropology" (read: Marxism re-imagined) in Norway, had this to say about the rape wave: "Norwegian women must take their share of responsibility for these rapes". In other words, "Didn't you see what she was wearing? She was asking to be raped!" Very "progressive" indeed.

The tide seems to be turning, though. I've seen more than one "progressive" individual begin to succumb to the cognitive dissonance. Muslims are not like us, and their religion teaches evil. Repeat: Muslims are not like us, and their religion teaches evil. When enough people accept this, then we can stop fighting each other and begin fighting the real enemy in earnest.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Orange Juice is a man-

And that's gay.

Monday, December 18, 2006

Google Circa 1960

Lifestyles of the Rich and Fascist-

Heh - I haven't even heard of some of these countries:

Republic of Kalmykia
Brunei Darussalam

And I think I'm moving to Swaziland. That guy knows what's up.

Saturday, December 16, 2006

Nissan Independent Suspension

The 10 most dangerous play things of all time

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

ABC 20/20 Spotlight on Nigerian 419 Scam

Monday, December 11, 2006

Betsy & Zek best watch out

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Muslim mystic-

Err - Who?

Friday, December 08, 2006

These kids RAWK!

Argentinian rock gods-



The little girl is a goddess.

Urban-

Monday, December 04, 2006

Merry Christmas from the Gatt Family

trying to repost

Saturday, December 02, 2006

the night i became an atheist

kubbur a hlaupum

Just in- They caught the Creature from the Black Lagoon!

I'm thinking this is what hell looks like

New Years 2007-

I'm cookin Erik's goddamn irish stew for dinner on the 31st. We're also bringing up bagels and lox for the 1st - just wake my hungover arse up.

Best New. Years. Evar.

Thanks for being there... ;)